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The proud father brought home a backyard swing set for his children and immediately started to assemble it with all the neighbourhood childre
n anxiously waiting to play on it. After several hours of reading the directions, attempting to fit bolt A into slot B, etc., he finally gave
up and called upon an old handyman working in a neighbouring yard.

The old-timer came over, threw the directions away and in a short while had the set completely assembled.

“It’s beyond me,” said the father, “How you got it together without even reading the instructions.”

“To tell the truth,” replied the old-timer, “I can’t read, and when you can’t read, you’ve got to think.”

An obese blonde with unhealthy overweight, went to  Doctor.

Her doctor put her on a diet with strict advise. ” I want you to eat regularly for two days and then skip a day. I want you to repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds.”

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. “Wow, this is amazing!” the doctor said, “So you did follow my instructions?”

The blonde nodded yes. “I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.”

“From hunger, you mean?” The Doctor asked.

“No, from skipping”, The Blonde explained .