Posted on 11 Mei 2009 by Widya Wicaksana
1. Losing all your friends
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.”
2. Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,”send me a brother”….
Santa wrote back, “SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”….
3. Meaning of WIFE
Husband [...]
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Posted on 12 April 2009 by Widya Wicaksana
Today I pass the friendship ball to you.
Pass it on t o someone who is a friend to you…
Okay, here goes, instantly when you receive this letter, you should send it to at least 10 people to brighten their day, including the person that sent it to you.
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Always try to help a friend in [...]
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Posted on 12 April 2009 by Widya Wicaksana
The challenge is on – can you open the spreadsheet? This is a real 5th grade math problem.
If you can open the spreadsheet, you’ll see that only a small list of people ( older than 5th graders) have gotten the correct answer.
This is not a trick question. This is a real math problem so don’t [...]
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Posted on 7 Januari 2008 by Widya Wicaksana
The proud father brought home a backyard swing set for his children and immediately started to assemble it with all the neighbourhood childre
n anxiously waiting to play on it. After several hours of reading the directions, attempting to fit bolt A into slot B, etc., he finally gave
up and called upon an old handyman [...]
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Posted on 8 November 2007 by Widya Wicaksana
An obese blonde with unhealthy overweight, went to Doctor.
Her doctor put her on a diet with strict advise. ” I want you to eat regularly for two days and then skip a day. I want you to repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 [...]
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