Lose All Your Friend

1. Losing all your friends
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.”

2. Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,”send me a brother”….
Santa wrote back, “SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”….

3. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, “Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means ‘Without Information Fighting Everytime’!”
Wife replies, “No, it means ‘With Idiot For Ever’!!!”

4. Importance of a period
Teacher: “Do you know the importance of a period?”
Kid: “Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.”

5. Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, “What is the difference between confident and confidential? ”
Dad says, “You are my son, I’m confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that’s confidential! ”

6. Anger management?
Husband: “When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?”
Wife: “I clean the toilet.”
Husband: “How does that help?”
Wife: “I use your toothbrush .”

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Smile for A While


Today I pass the friendship ball to you.
Pass it on t o someone who is a friend to you…

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Okay, here goes, instantly when you receive this letter, you should send it to at least 10 people to brighten their day, including the person that sent it to you.

Always try to help a friend in need


Believe in yourself


Be brave…but it’s ok to be afraid sometimes

Study hard


Give lots of kisses
Laugh often


Don’t be overly concerned with your weight, it’s just a number

Always try to see the glass half full

Meet new people, even if they look different to you


Remain calm, even when it seems hopeless


Take lots of naps..


Be weird whenever you have the chance


Love your friends, no matter who they are


Don’t waste food




Take an occasional risk


Try to have a little fun each day.
> …it’s important


Work together as a team


Share a joke with friends


Fall in love with someone..


…and say ‘I love you’ often


Express yourself creatively


Be conscious of your appearance


Always be up for surprises


Love someone with all of your heart


Share with friends


Watch your step


It will get better


There is always someone who loves you more than you know


Exercise to keep fit


Live up to your name


Seize the Moment


Hold on to good friends; they are few and far between


Indulge in the things you truly love


Cherish every Sunday


At the end of the day… PRAY


……. and close your eyes And smile at least once a day



Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?

The challenge is on – can you open the spreadsheet? This is a real 5th grade math problem.

If you can open the spreadsheet, you’ll see that only a small list of people ( older than 5th graders) have gotten the correct answer.

This is not a trick question. This is a real math problem so don’t say that a bus has no legs.

There are 7 girls in a bus.
Each girl has 7 backpacks.
In each backpack, there are 7 big cats.
For every big cat, there are 7 little cats.

Question: How many legs are there in the bus?
The number of legs is the password to unlock the excel spreadsheet.If you open it, add your name to the list and send it on to see who else can unlock it.

Download File :

1) http://www.jualbeliponsel.com/Smarter_Than_a_5th_Grader.xls


Can’t Read, You Think

The proud father brought home a backyard swing set for his children and immediately started to assemble it with all the neighbourhood childre
n anxiously waiting to play on it. After several hours of reading the directions, attempting to fit bolt A into slot B, etc., he finally gave
up and called upon an old handyman working in a neighbouring yard.

The old-timer came over, threw the directions away and in a short while had the set completely assembled.

“It’s beyond me,” said the father, “How you got it together without even reading the instructions.”

“To tell the truth,” replied the old-timer, “I can’t read, and when you can’t read, you’ve got to think.”

Skip, not skipping :P

An obese blonde with unhealthy overweight, went to  Doctor.

Her doctor put her on a diet with strict advise. ” I want you to eat regularly for two days and then skip a day. I want you to repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds.”

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. “Wow, this is amazing!” the doctor said, “So you did follow my instructions?”

The blonde nodded yes. “I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.”

“From hunger, you mean?” The Doctor asked.

“No, from skipping”, The Blonde explained .